How to Make 5 Minute Pot Brownies Recipe

 

5 Minute Pot Brownie

5 Minute Pot Brownie

Recipe from the Vally Girl kitchen

What if you could have something that delivered your meds and satisfied your munchies at the same time? While you’re tripping on that, enjoy this recipe. The 5-Minute Mushy Kushy Chocolate Mug Brownie is a quick fix for chocoholics and pot lovers everywhere. It’s a fast easy way to satisfy your munchies and get you high at the same time. Talk about having your cake and eating it too.  This recipe is modified from an old family favorite to make it pot-friendly. Enjoy!

 

INGREDIENTS:
4 Tablespoons Flour
4 Tablespoons sugar
2 Tablespoons cocoa (Nestlé’s Quik will work in a pinch)
1 Egg (lightly beaten)
3 Tablespoons milk
3 Tablespoons marijuana/hash butter (melted to liquid form)
3 Tablespoons chocolate chips (Optional)
1 Dash vanilla
1 Large coffee mug (microwave safe)

 

INSTRUCTIONS:
Add dry ingredients to mug and mix well.
Add lightly beaten egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in milk and mix well
Pour in pot/hash butter (melt your butter to a liquid. 20 seconds on low in the microwave should work) mix well.
Add chocolate chips (if using) and a splash of vanilla extract and mix again.
Put mug in the microwave and cook on HIGH (1000 watts) for 2 ½ – 3 minutes.

 

FOR BEST MEDICINAL EFFECT:
Eat your mug cake on an empty stomach. Patients should feel the effects of the cake in about 45 minutes. The oral orgasm will occur immediately.

THE CAKE WILL RISE OVER THE TOP OF THE MUG, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL-GOOD.
Allow your cannabis cake to cool a little before eating right out of the mug.  Or tip out onto a plate if desired. Garnish with whip cream or ice cream.

 

THIS COULD BE THE MOST DANGEROUS CAKE RECIPE IN THE WORLD.
Why? Because now you’re only 5 minutes away from a super-delicious, medicated cake anytime of the day or night.

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